"my ass looked fantastic": Archive

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Now that it's 2012, time to spend the day saying...

 I haven't slept since last year
 I haven't eaten since last year
 I haven't been to the bathroom since last year
 I haven't showered since last year
 I haven't seen you since last year
 I haven't been outside since last year
 I haven't been on tumblr since...oh wait

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!! ITS 2012

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Next thing you know, we're going to be forced to...

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notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...

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